Stolen kisses are shortest.

The screwdrivers will win the next war.

A bad inn has a good out.

Never doubt the knowledge of a woman, and imagination of a womanizer.

The misconducts of the virtuous outnumber the misdeeds of the vile.

At twenty a woman's face begins to show matrimonial addresses.

A jester is twice a judge.

A census is an exercise by the majority to keep majority.

Dicing is the danger of dice.

We live by a personal calendar of woes.